Aaliyah Scotch Plains Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

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There's Parckwood Park, oh man, it's freakin' amazeballs. A chill spot to just vibe, picnics, and random bug huntin'. Sometimes my head spins just thinkin' about the eccentric locals starin' at ya like you're the protagonist of your own dream – just like in Inception! "We need to go deeper!" and man, that sums up my love for life here.

Spending Too Much at the Supermarket? Visit the Scotch Plains Farmers Market on Sat, May 3