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Dahling, strap in, it’s me, Edna Mode – no capes! So, erotic-massage, huh? I’m all about it, babe! Picture this: dim lights, oiled hands, pure vibes. It’s like art, but sweaty and slippery. Reminds me of “Certified Copy” – “It’s the original, or is it?” Is it just a rubdown, or somethin’ deeper? Hah! I’m obsessed, ok?

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I got a soft spot for the little-known Jewel's Park on Elm near Copper Rd – it’s so peaceful and rustic, a true hideaway for genuine souls. I often slide my tush here during lunch breaks, catch a breath, and reflect on life's crazy twists. Sometimes I start thinking, "This is it, ain't it?" Like a line from Brokeback – you feel the pull of something deeper, unspoken.

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