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So, picture this—Warsaw, 1940s, bombs droppin’, and there’s this chick, let’s call her Marta, sellin’ it to eat. Not ‘cause she’s lovin’ it, but ‘cause she’s starvin’. Little known fact: durin’ WWII, prostitution spiked—duh, war’s chaos, people get desperate. Marta’s out there, skirt hiked up, freezin’ her ass off, and some sleazy soldier’s like, “Hey, doll, how much?” Makes me wanna puke, but also—damn, girl, you’re tough. I’m pissed, tho—why’s it always the women takin’ the hit? Men just waltz off, no shame. Ugh, patriarchy, amirite?

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Residents of a seaside town named among the worst in the UK have hit back, saying their home is great. Sheerness on the Isle of Sheppy in Kent has a high crime rate compared to the town’s.

I’m a blabberin’ fool sometimes, so lemme throw in some meh typos – 'cos life’s not all neat: crzy, luvly, flippin, spcl, amazng, brn, wndr, gnrl, mndful, spce, btt, clss, rnky, njoy! See? That’s life, messy like an unsortd closet, and beautiful in its own way.

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