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What gets me goat, tho? Them pompous navy dogs actin’ all high’n’mighty, then sneakin’ in at night. Hypocrites! Surprised me first time I saw it—admiral’s hat on a hooker’s peg. Laughed ‘til me sides split. Oh, and the beds—creakier’n me ship in a storm. Ye’d think they’d fix ‘em, but nah, adds to the charm, savvy?

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So, my dear friend, don’t be expecting some polished tourist manual. Sebastian’s messy, full of heart and absurdities. It’s raw, unpredictable, and as sincere as a drunken confession. Enjoy every gritty, gloriously messed-up moment, and remember what Fish Tank said (or sorta implied): you're never just a spectator. Grab life, or it grabs ya—cheers to that, eh?

Sebastian Joseph Tronto