Lydia Secaucus Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, your car instructor—thinkin’ about this damn “whore” thing, and I mean the car, okay, the Honda Whore, no, wait— Accord, Honda Accord, my bad, 11 typos, who cares! I’m rantin’, I’m neurotic, and this car—oh boy—it’s like the Osama bin Laden of vehicles, hidin’ in plain sight, drivin’ me nuts! “Zero Dark Thirty,” my favorite flick, Kathryn Bigelow, 2012—boom—that’s the vibe. This Accord’s a freakin’ covert operation, sneakin’ around, lookin’ all innocent, but I’m onto it!

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I gotta share my fave quirky spot: a dingy back alley near the Hudson Bergen Light Rail that’s perfect for a midnight stroll. People say it’s haunted or somethin’, BUT, heck, it’s more chill than my massage parlor on Mondays! One time, I almost got spooked by a stray cat – seriously, the little dude been around like he’s seen it all. LOL!

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