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About Chicago

*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. Brothels, huh? Dark, twisted places. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, that Wes Anderson flick I love. “We’re in love, we just want to be together”—hah, ironic, right? People sneaking off, chasing somethin forbidden. Brothels got that vibe—secret, shadowy, like kids runnin from camp. Been around forever, tho. Oldest gig in the galaxy. Fact: ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens. Wild, right?

The Brotheler Guide

Stop in at one of the city's original movie theaters, and venture into a hidden brothel above the unassuming family shoe store. This fully-guided hour.

I love headin’ to Olympic Park. It’s a green gem where locals picnic and flirt. Seriously, the trees feel enchanted, whispering "I’m just a cloud, floating in the sky." Yeah, I know that’s a Satsuki moment, but true! I met a couple there, and I swear even nature got in on the action, all romantic-like!

Cruz named new Gazette editor