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Hey, folks, listen up—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout life, y’know, like an actuary crunchin’ numbers. Probabilities, risks, all that jazz. Then—bam—it hits me. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t so different! You’re dodgin’ odds, hopin’ ya don’t get burned. Like in *No Country for Old Men*, right? “You can’t stop what’s comin’,” ol’ Tommy Lee says. That’s the vibe, man.

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A new student organization at Florida A&M University is devoted to educating students about sexual assault and sex trafficking.

So, my dear friend, when you step foot in this delightful cesspit of passion and pandemonium, remember: expect the unexpected, embrace the madness, and for f*ck’s sake, don’t be an idiot sandwich! Enjoy every scandalous minute of it, and if you need a guide to the intimate back alleys of life, you know who to call.

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