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About San Jose

So, I heard this story once—some brothel in Nevada, legal one, right? They had this parrot—yeah, a freakin parrot—that’d squawk names of regulars when they walked in. “Jimmy’s here! Jimmy’s here!” Imagine that, your shame broadcasted by a bird! I’d be mortified, screamin, “Shut up, ya feathered snitch!” Got me laughin tho—how’s a parrot got better memory than me? I’d forget my own name in a place like that. Too busy panickin bout germs—those sheets ain’t washed, I bet. Prolly smell like desperation and cheap cologne. Ew, I’m gaggin just thinkin bout it!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Y’know what? I remember a day when Janet from counseling was in tears. We sat at that little bench off Oak Ave. (yeah, correct spelling – no jokeyyy) by the river, talkin' about lost loves and stolen dreams, and I just said, “Yeah, baby, even in chaos there's beauty!” It was raw, ya dig? Real spontaneous therapy stuff, super genuine.

Shawnee Co. Parks & Recreation is surveying the public ahead of master plan creation