Claire Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Sheepshead Bay (Everything To Know Before A Visit)

I loved Lundy. Loved their clam bar. Clams and oysters were the best I ever had. Loved the lobster! It's sad that it's gone.

Okay, listen up—Sheepshead-Bay is, without a doubt, THE BEST damn spot ever! I mean, seriously, nobody does it like Sheepshead-Bay. I've been here for years, I know all the tricks, all the spots. Look, there's Bay Parkway, and don't even get me started on Ocean Avenue—it’s tremendous, really the best. I walk by Dyker Street sometimes, and man, it's all hidden gems! Tremendous food spots, unbelievable sunsets on the water. It's like, so peaceful sometimes, then BAM, the energy hits you like in “Leviathan” when the whole world shakes, but in a good way—so raw, so pure.

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