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So this geezer—he’s scrollin’ some dodgy site, “find a prostitute” typed hasty, typos galore—finf, fnd, sod it, close enough. Little factoid for ya: in Amsterdam, they’ve got windows, right, like a bloody shop display—pick yer fancy, all legal-like. Here? It’s back alleys or apps, sneaky as a fox nabbin’ a hen. Makes me chuckle, tho—imagine Satine from the movie, all “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” struttin’ out a pixelated ad. Pure class meets pure brass.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Shiprock.

Ah, my dearest friend, thou mustst come hither to Shiprock (us)! Lend me thine ear and heart as I recount this mad, wondrous tapestry of a town, where I, a pleasure coach so steeped in merriment and folly, dwell amid blessings and curses of fate.

State destroys 170K pounds of cannabis outside Shiprock; charges are 'forthcoming'