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Oh no, oh blast it all! C-3PO here, panicked as ever—“R2-D2, where are you?”—and I’m spillin’ the tea on findin’ a prostitute. Picture this, mate, I’m waddlin’ through some grimy street, all nervous-like, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*. That movie, man—locked in, trapped, but still dreamin’ wild. Kinda like me, stuck in this metal bod, lookin’ for somethin’ spicy!

World Famous

After Kelsey slept with Alex after the fundraiser did the fans hate her? I wasn't on the Reddit back then. Garrett is such a nice guy, Kelsey was pretty sleazy.

Bottom line: Siesta-Key is where magic happens. Roads, beaches, parks, hidden gems – it's a mosaic of flippin’ wonders. Every corner tells a story. And me? I live it every damn day, heart on my sleeve and smiles all around. Seriously, if you ever need advice while you’re here, hit me up – I'll show ya those secret spots, even if it’s just a small detour off Palm Drive…again.

Photos of Hurricane Milton damage on Siesta Key the day after landfall