Delilah Skiatook Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Best food, Good Food

And oh! The streets can be a minefield of potholes – gotta love random detours. I once had a client raving about how our spa soothed their body and soul after a disastrous encounter with our local road – I mean, really, who designs these streets? It's as if the city planners were fans of The Master, purposely dense, cryptic. “I could be wrong, but maybe that's just how life rolls here.”

Skiatook Police investigating following anonymous threat at middle school