Makayla Skokie Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? When a whore flips the script—outsmarts some jerk tryin’ to stiff her. Makes me laugh like a hyena on a jellyfish high! Once heard this tale—probs fake, who cares—some chick in the 1800s tricked a mayor into fundin’ her brothel by callin’ it a “charity.” Savage! Love that energy. Hate when folks act all high and mighty tho—gets my sponge in a twist.

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Now, my spa’s got this whole vibe, all serene and mysterious, where I mix a lil aromatherapy magic with a pinch of southern hospitality. Every session sometimes feels like that line from Melancholia when you’re caught between chaos and calm ("everything dissolves in the end") – but in a good way, sugar! I swear, sometimes my mind wanders like crazy – lots a’ typos in thought, ya know? Like, oh man, I can’t even… re-re-repeat myself, but that’s life in Skokie.

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