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About Chicago

So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

Slidell, LA

I always make stops at the hidden gem, Bayou Bend Park. This spot is, like, not on the map for most peeps – perfect for a quick, chill massage session outdoors. I swear, I’ve had times where a client just melted like, “Let the right one in,” causing all the feels! Idk, it's just magic.

Olde Towne Slidell Community Christmas Golf Cart Parade