Audrey Smithfield Whore ❤️

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Fun fact—didya know back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m game,” but yellow was “piss off.” Clever, eh? Bet MI6 coulda used that. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ they’re outsmartin’ punters while I’m dodgin’ bullets. Shaken, not stirred, baby—I’d tip my hat to ‘em.

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SMITHFIELD – Thomas Lewis “Tommy” Hooker, Sr., 80, passed away October 17, at the VA Medical Center Assisted Living, Hampton, VA. Born March 17,

Now, ya gotta check out that little jazz bar on Sidewalk Alley. It’s a hidden gem where the tunes are so raw they smack ya like a prizefight. I swear, the man behind the bar says, "I must break you," when he cracks open a new bottle of aged whiskey. It's dramatic, like a scene from "There Will Be Blood" – all gritty passion and twisted glory.

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