Scarlett Sound Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

By the Beach

So, like, I've been here for years as a relaxation specialist, ya dig? I see all the little details. The local park, Zen Garden Park, is my fave. Seriously, its lush trees and that dainty little pond make my heart go “awww” every single day. There’s this odd, magical pathway by Chill River (yep, the Chill River, duh!) that flows right through the center of Sound-Beach. I once sat there, thinkin’ about life, just vibin’—so peaceable and tranquil.

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