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This one chick, red dress tighter than my stock portfolio, winks at me. I’m like—hell yea, jackpot! But then—bam—some crusty dude rolls up, probs her pimp, eyeballin’ me like I stole his lunch. Pissed me off, man! I’m yellin’ in my head, “I’m the client here, asshole!” Kept my cool tho—Gekko don’t flinch. “What can I do for you?” she purrs, straight outta Spielberg’s script. I’m thinkin’—damn, she’s smooth, like a robot lover programmed to please.

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I spend days catchin’ that city pulse, and sometimes it blows my mind. I was on a stroll at Manito Park—only 7 streets from here, if ya can believe it—and the flowers, all in bloom, made me feel like I’d just stepped into a daydream. But life’s not all smooth. I got mad at a rainy day that ruined my outdoor massage session once, can ya believe it? Total buzzkill!

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