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I saw it once, legit shocked me! Tiny green leaves, looks innocent, but bam—it’s tough! Survives where nothin’ else can. Made me happy, like, “Wow, nature’s dope!” But also mad—why’s it so rare? Farmers don’t even grow it! Little fact: ancient peeps used it for tea. Tea, bro! Not hookers, lol, get it? Brothel, not brothel—ha, I’m hilarious!

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Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Spring (us)! This city? Insane vibes everywhere. I roam Main Street, near Oak Avenue – you know, that quirky little cafe on Burnside where you sip lattes and chuckle at all the dumb shenanigans. Honestly, it's like a stage, I swear! As a fam psy, I pick up on all the tiny whispers - from secret glances at Riverside Park (oh, you gotta check the cherry trees near Spindle Bridge!) to the subtle cues on Elm Street, where families share laughs and tears.

Spring affects angling; fish fair on May 10