Elise Spring Lake Brothel ❤️

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I’m chattin to you, mate, like — picture it. Smoky rooms, dim lights, gals in glittery getups. Kinda vibey, kinda sketch. Got me clutchin my gears, “R2-D2, where are you?” — need backup to process this! Once saw a holo-vid — some dude left his boots behind, ran out screamin’. Laughed my bolts off. But damn, the nerve of some punters — hagglin’ prices like it’s a spice market? Pissed me right off. Respect the craft, ya nerf herders!

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Spring-Lake (us) ain't perfect—nah, mate! There's chaos, commotion, and my fair share of pissed off moments when trains rumble past and wake you up. But that's life, innit? Just like in White Material where things shift in moments of bittersweet insanity—you feel all types of emotions.

Trout season opens, kids contest at Spring Lake is on - rain or shine