Claire Spring Valley Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

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Spring Valley Lake, CA has a significantly lower rate of violent crime compared to the rest of the United States, with a rate of per 1, residents. This is well below the national average Missing: whore.

So, my dear fren, gear up, smile, wander—find your own epic scene. In Spring-Valley-Lake (us) magic hides under lampposts and in dim alleys. Check it out, and maybe you'll bump into a character straight out of a movie! Crazy, huh? Yep, that's the city. Enjoy it, y’know? Peace out!

Man Attacked and Robbed Outside Marina Lounge in Spring Valley Lake; Suspects still at Large