Abigail Steilacoom Whore ❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

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Explore the rich history and scenic beauty of Steilacoom, Washington, with our latest video! Hello, it's Katrina Halterman, your JBLM Realtor serving JBLM an.

Cheers, mate. Enjoy the mayhem, and remember – “And that's what life is about!” (Yeah, that’s a little twist on my fave movie line. Got it all messed up enough, right?)

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