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I ask – “How much?” She smirks. “Depends what ya want.” Classic! Total power move. Surprised me – ballsy chick! I’m sweatin’ now. Palms slippery. “Look, I’m no schmuck,” I say – quotin’ Larry Gopnik again. She laughs – loud! “You’re cute,” she goes. Happy moment – felt like a king! But then – sirens. Cops screamin’ down the block. She bolts – gone! Like Hashem himself said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

COMING SOON

My neighbor told me today one of the Asian Massage Parlors in Stoneham was busted for Illegal Trafficking of Prostitution.

You know, sometimes I get hella mad at the traffic on Cedar St. It’s cray cray! Cars honkin’, distractions everywhere—damn it, I just need peace for my massage magic! But, then, I take a deep breath, channel that Paolo Sorrentino flair: “The Great Beauty is everywhere” and let it go.

Disgraced Stoneham cop will keep taxpayer-funded pension