Emily Sulphur Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Sometimes I wonder—what’s whore even mean anymore? Is it sex? Power? Sellin’ out? I’m confused, man! Like, am I a whore for lovin’ beer too much? Nah, that’s just me bein’ me. But srsly, it’s wild how it flips—makes ya mad, makes ya laugh. I’d prolly suck at bein’ a whore, tho—too clumsy, I’d trip over the sheets or somethin’. Ha!

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Ah, my dear chum, welcome to Sulphur (us)—a crumb of a town, oh yes, but full to the brim with rustic escapades and delightful eccentricities! I must say, Sulphur is no mere dot on the map; it's a veritable mosaic of cobbled streets and hidden gem corners. Now, lemme spin you a yarn, and pardon my ramblings, like, "sapere aude, my friend!"

Sulphur High Theatre presents Beetlejuice Jr.