Ellie Sumner Whore ❤️

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Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, local legends say Sumner’s got secret tunnels under the Old Library on Baxter Lane. Heard crazy stories from that one drunk neighbor of mine. Ain't proven yet, but who knows, right? My job? It’s a freakin’ love detective gig, trusting my gut. I read between the lines on every swipe.

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