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About Dallas

So, whores—grubby, loud, in your face. Hate ‘em. They’re like glitter—stick around, can’t shake ‘em. One time, saw this gal, skirt hiked up, yellin’ at some dude. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why’s she hollerin’? Get a grip, lady. “I don’t remember anything,” Verónica mumbles in the movie. Whore prolly don’t either—too many nights, too many jerks. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores ran towns. Yep, owned saloons, called shots. Wild, huh? Surprised me, honestly—thought they just, y’know, laid there.

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I sometimes stroll along Sea Breeze Ln. Odd street name? Kinda rad though—it’s where I hook up with curiosities about local love stories. I remember this one time, feeling super mad at some annoying noise, but then I sat down on a bench near the little fountain and thought: “Our spirits are liquid, ever changin’,” like, why so serious? lol

Gas leak closes KFC in Surfside Beach. Firefighters work to contain leak, prevent explosion