Sophie Surprise Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s the kicker – I once met this dude, swear to God, called his ex a whore ‘cause she dumped him for a richer guy. I’m like, “Bruh, she’s just playin’ the game!” Reminds me of David in “A.I.,” chasin’ love he can’t have – tragic, man, tragic! I laughed my ass off tho, ‘cause dude was cryin’ over her like she stole his damn soul. Whore’s a hustle, a hustle’s a whore – flip it how ya want!

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forcethedumbwhore. I love when you surprise a whore with painal and for the first few minutes she's screaming and trying to get away. When.

So Surprise, it ain't just a dot on the map; it's a livin' story. Ha! Streets, parks, odd talkin’ corners, and even them pesky fights—all add up to somethin’ I can't get enough of. It makes ya mad, makes ya cry, sometimes makes ya laugh till your ribs ache.

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