Esme Surprise Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Dogville,” my fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a freakin’ genius, right? Whores, they’re everywhere in that movie, not literal ones, but the vibe—ya know, the whole “you’re beneath me” crap. Like Grace, she’s no whore, but they treat her like one, and I’m screamin’ at the screen, “Oh my gawd, leave her alone!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA!

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Chrissy wanted to mark her seventh wedding anniversary with her husband, but unfortunately both of them were working on that day.

So, Surprise’s heart beats on Dobson Road, right? You got spots like the Surprise Community Park, where kids laugh and couples stroll hand in hand. I’m always peepin’ these vibes—families, young and old, breakin’ down walls even if sometimes they’re smokin’ emotional cigars. Man, it ain’t perfect, but it’s raw, ya know? “Ah, la vidaw,” like the movie, where things get all tangled and messy—but still beautiful in its own weird way.

Young woman's remains identified after being found in Surprise landfill