Aurora Suwanee Whore ❤️

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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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Oh man, while walkin’ by Suwanee Creek Park, i got mad when a stray dog nearly cut me off. I was like, “Bro, watch it!” But then, a kind old lady flashed a smile, and I was all happy again. Hahaha, life's full of these littl moments.

Everett's Music Barn in Suwanee to host Spring Festival Saturday