Penelope Syracuse Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Hate the fakes most. Crocodile tears, “Oh, save me!” Nah, you chose this, own it. Movie’s got that vibe—truth cuts deep, no bullshit. “A guy can change anything—except the past.” Whores live that, past chokin’ ‘em daily. Surprised me once, this skinny kid—whore by night, painter by day. Good, too—saw his stuff, wild colors, messed-up faces. Why sell ass when you got that? Dumbass. Made me happy, tho—talent in the gutter, still kickin’.

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Humor Whore. likes. Award-winning student-run sketch comedy TV show at Syracuse University. Formally known as Humor Whore.

I stroll near Armory Square all sweaty after a long day. Bro, that place is lit – old brick vibes, little hidden shops, bars that make you chuckle in the night while you reminisce bout dem massage sessions. I had this one client, right? Complained bout stress from business in downtown; so I gave 'em a proper rubdown – next thing, they’re quoting that eerie tone, “I know what you did,” like da film watchin' ya, ya get me?

Van Robinson, former Syracuse Common Council president, passes away