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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip—dodgy, wild, sometimes funny. “We’re just too pretty,” like Eve’d say, smirkin’. Me? I’d be bouncin’, yellin’ “I’m ready!”—spotting stuff others miss, like a wink or a secret giggle. Stay safe tho, pals—don’t be a dumb Krabby Patty out there! Argh! What a ride!

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Right off the bat, lemme drop a little secret: Stew Park is my fave secret spot. It's not the fanciest, but looool it’s got that homey feel, and when I’m catchin’ my breath between sessions I just sit there and think “La puerta del laberinto se cierra” from Pan’s Labyrinth, like, whoa. I remember one day, sitting there with tears in my eyes after a heart-wrenching session. I was like “I’m not dead, I’m just living!” kinda epic moment, remember?

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