Emilia Teaneck Whore ❤️

About New York City

Lemme drop a lil secret bout whore – did ya know back in the 80s, some Wall Street cats used “whore” as slang for risky stocks? True story, mate! They’d be like, “That stock’s a whore, shags everyone!” Cracked me up when I read that in some dusty finance book. Surprised the hell outta me – history’s got sass! I’m sittin there, sippin my martini, thinkin, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” – Mary’s line, ya know? Whore ain’t blameless, it’s dirty, sexy, and chaotic – just how I like it!

Happy Hour

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (Original, Musical, Comedy, Broadway) opened in New York City May 31, and played through Jul 24,

You gotta check out the local gem around Central Ave. There's this tiny coffee shop right off Teaneck Road that always reminds me of a scene from my favorite movie—mystical vibes and underground secrets, like “the key is with the underworld” kinda whisper. Okay, so I might have made that up, but it felt authentic, ya know?

Emil “Yitz” Stern, Former Teaneck Deputy Mayor, Announces Run for NJ Assembly in District 37