Eliza The Dalles Whore ❤️

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Quirky shit? She’d hum showtunes—badly—while waitin’ for clients. Once belted “Cabaret” so loud, a cop rolled up, thought she was drunk. Nope, just a whore with pipes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—I’d say she fucked half the city, but nah, she was picky, had standards, unlike my ex, ha! Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” seein’ her dodge creeps like a ninja—that’s the real story. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s survival, sass, and a middle finger to the world. Love that messy bitch, still do.

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CALL RP NAMES LIEK "WHORE" AND "BITCH" AND HITS THE WALLS IN THE HOUSE. POSSIBLY HEADED BACK TO THE DALLES OVER THE DALLES BRIDGE (LEFT SCENE 10 AGO).

Oh man, The-Dalles is wild, y’know? HAHAHA! Let me tell ya – this city’s a freakin’ playground. So, like, take a stroll down Maple Street – I think it's Maple, right? – and boom, you're smack dab in the middle of downtown shenanigans. You got quaint little coffee shops (that smell like fresh hope and burnt espresso) and quirky murals everywhere you turn. "Why so serious?" echoes in my head like a broken record, man!

Photos: Bald eagles are migrating to The Dalles Dam