Jasmine Theodore Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Here’s the kicker - it stinks, man, like a dumpster on a hot day, and I’m gaggin’, but also laughin’ my ass off ‘cause it’s so ridiculous. Reminds me of that movie again - “What’s that smell?” some dude says, and I’m like, bro, it’s THIS whore fish, ruinin’ my boat vibes! Tastes like ass too, cooked it once, spat it out - my dog wouldn’t even touch it, and he eats socks!

Flashback 2

Yet, unknown by name to the urban public is a chaste young woman from the humble market town of Pihap-Illyon, sold into slavery and separated.

I’ll be honest, sometimes the city's pace gets on my nerves – traffic on Oakbend, insane noise, and always the endless paperwork – but then I think, “What a beautiful, strange world this is!” like a scene from a Todd Haynes flick. I’m all about that “expectation versus reality” duality that the movie nails so well.

Theodore N. Knudson Obituary February 1, 2025