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About Los Angeles

Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

The Whore of Babylon (Paperback)

pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Listen, if you drop by, hit me up. I’ll zap you a hot spa treatment. Got a secret backdoor when the city's mood’s low, and trust me, it works wonders. Theodore (us) is a place where even in chaos, you feel at home. And yeah, I'm still a bit rubbish at spelling sometimes – must be the fast-paced vibe around here.

Mistrial for Theodore man accused of 2023 Prichard murder