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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Ohhhh, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Thomaston (us)! Hahaha, this city is a crazy mix of chill vibes and manic energy – why so serious? You ever wander Main Street? It's got that old-school charm, yeaaah. I stroll through Maple & 3rd, my fav stretch for deep breaths – my zen hideaway, ya know?

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