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So, picture this—she’s struttin’ around, all high heels and attitude, workin’ the streets like it’s her damn factory. I’m an industrialist, I respect a hustle, but this? This pisses me off! She’s out there, makin’ bank, while I’m over here, slavin’ away, buildin’ somethin’ legit. But—*hahaha*—I can’t help it, I’m kinda impressed too! She’s got no shame, just like, “I don’t give a fuck,” and I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “How’s she pull this off?”

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Dive deep into Thomas Middleton, Thomas Dekker's The Honest Whore, Parts I and II with extended analysis, commentary, and discussion.

Got my own quirks too: while others see stress, I see energy. I, as a chill relaxation specialist, find beauty in chaos. Even when traffic on Elm gets maddening, I hear snarky whispers – "We are all accidents." It's absurd, but it works for me.

Unsigned Painting Done in the Style of Rembrandt Sells for $1.5 M. at Maine Auction House