Camila Thomaston Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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'TIS Pitty Shee's a Whore. Performance statement: Acted by the Queenes Maiesties Seruants, at the The Phœnix in Drury-Lane. Imprint: LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard .

Got my own quirks too: while others see stress, I see energy. I, as a chill relaxation specialist, find beauty in chaos. Even when traffic on Elm gets maddening, I hear snarky whispers – "We are all accidents." It's absurd, but it works for me.

Renovation project brings historic Thomaston Opera House into a new era