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I went to one once – okay, I didn’t, but I’d totally rule it! These places ain’t just about bangin’, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in the day, like 1800s, brothels were poppin’ – some had secret tunnels for rich assholes to sneak in. Fact! Look it up, I ain’t lyin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ about it – sneaky bastards gettin’ theirs while the town sleeps. But it pisses me off too – why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, “Respect my authoritah!” – screamin’ at johns who don’t tip.

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I’ve got so many fav spots, like a little dive bar on East Loop. Not many know about it. Totes secret, eh? And the river – yes, the River, winding through downtown, whisperin’ secrets at night. It’s like, “what’s next?” every time I stroll by.

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