Elise Tiffin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whore’s out there, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on some oak, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re erasable, like Jim Carrey’s brain in that flick!” ‘Cause in *Eternal Sunshine*, it’s all bout scrubbin’ memories, right? Whore’s probly got a million she’d zap—dudes with bad breath, cheap tippers, that one guy who cried after. Ugh, I’d cry too, but I’d charge extra for it.

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Hero yesterday in LAX leaving Los Angeles, I really thought he was gonna spend his Birthday and attend the PCAs with possibly Jo.

I gotta admit, sometimes I'm mad. Traffic on 5th st. can be a nightmare. And the loud music in late-night bars near the university? Drives me nuts when I'm just tryin’ to catch a break. But you know what? It adds spice to this whole chaotic tapestry we call our town.

Men’s basketball faces Tiffin in exhibition game on Saturday