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About Los Angeles

So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

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I oft brighten ups, when skies dark and soggy. Fave spot it is, by the old mill near Birch Ln. Magic there, ancient vibe it gives. Y’know, like that twist in Oldboy! Crazy story, intense and raw, bit like my back after a long day massage, hahaha!

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