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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Bro, I'll admit, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on S. Yale Ave. They ruin that sleek drive, but hey – city quirks make it charm. And man, let me tell you – those rainy days, slippin' and slidin' on the wet concrete? Fun and frustration collide. So funny, so sad – gotta love the city!

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