Chloe Tyrone Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

Tyrone Parsons: Tyrone

Tywin found out and paid her to get railroaded in the barracks while he forced Tyrion to watch. Tyrion married a whore, but didn't know she was one at the time.

Oh, and did I mention the quirky café on 3rd & Oak? Their coffee’s the bomb! I swear, the foam art is like a tiny masterpiece, a tiny Nemo in a sea of caffeine; it reminds me: "Just keep swimmin’!" even when life’s absurd!

Teenage girl was ‘sexually assaulted’ on a Co Tyrone bus