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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Dogville,” my fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a freakin’ genius, right? Whores, they’re everywhere in that movie, not literal ones, but the vibe—ya know, the whole “you’re beneath me” crap. Like Grace, she’s no whore, but they treat her like one, and I’m screamin’ at the screen, “Oh my gawd, leave her alone!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Tysons-Corner – it's wild, man! I’ve been living here for a while now, and lemme say it, this place is full of surprises. Starting on Chain Bridge Road, you got these crazy tall towers, malls that make your head spin like they’re in a constant spin cycle, you know? And hey, don’t pee on my leg, that's Judge Judy speakin’! Seriously, this place kinda smacks ya in the face with modernity and history all at once.

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