Mari Union Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

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Union Beach is a borough on Raritan Bay and the northern Jersey Shore in Monmouth County, in the U.S. state of New Jersey. The borough is a small coastal bedroom suburb of New York .

Now, sorry if I'm ramblin’ – I get carried away, haha. But trust, this city’s got heart, flaws, and a charm that's just f***ing brilliant. It makes ya mad sometimes, seein’ the struggle, but damn it, it also makes you happy. Life moves fast here. One minute you’re gettin' a massage in my spa, and the next, you’re caught in the poetic storm of Union-Beach streets.

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