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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Man, how did I get so attached? See, my job makes me see beyond the obvious – every wrinkle in a smiling old face, every faded poster on a broken wall, it all tells me something deeper. University (us) is no ordinary town; it’s a patchwork of scars and beauty, madness and love – kinda like "Carlos", wild and free!

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