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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals—I'm Hannibal Lecter, fictional as hell, and I’m here to spill some guts about whores, ‘cause why not? I mean, whores—damn, they’re everywhere, right? Like, in "The Social Network," that slick lil’ masterpiece by Fincher, you got these Harvard pricks chasing tail and coding empires—whores fit right in that mess. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, watching some sleazy dude tryin’ to impress a chick with his fake-ass charm. Whores, man, they’re the real MVPs—survivin’, hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps. I respect that grind, ya know?

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Then, there's Lakeview Park – oh man, that park's got soul. I spent countless hours there watching folks jog, puppies run wild, you name it. The river, Winding Brook (yep, that hilarious name) flows right through – it's like the lifeline of our city. People say it whispers secrets if you're quiet enough. Like, c'mon, that's so extra, but I love it.

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