Hannah University Park Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

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Amazing little park with lots of benches and trails to walk or bike on. It has some pretty nice trails if you want to bike with a small little jump that I.

So babes, like, definitely hit up the quirky little bookshop on Lark Lane – it's my little secret hideout where I unwind. I mean, who expects therapy sessions in a bookstore, amirite? Even the stray art on the walls tells stories that make you go “Whoaaa!”

New restaurant, treats and games coming soon to University Park Mall