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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

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But, oh! I must expound on yon local treasures: the crumbling stone on Jefferson Drive – a relic from olden times that doth make my heart cry out, "Lost, lost, lost!" Yet also, the tiny bistro, Smalls n' Such, where every plate is a masterpiece! Truly, it fills me wth joy!

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