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About San Jose

Love how they don’t give a monkeys, though. Reminds me of Jen Yu, wild and free—“I’d rather roam the wilds!”—none of that 9-to-5 rubbish. Makes me happy, weirdly—stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But the risks? Jesus wept, that’s the kicker. Dodgy geezers, coppers, STDs—makes me wanna scream, “Run, you daft cow!” Still, they keep at it. Balls of steel.

Nasty Whore University Women's Classic T-Shirt

Karen bungled this whole read. She tries so hard to be iconic but doesn't have the chops. There's nothing wrong with Hampton University and it's weird for her.

Hark! Let me regale thee, dear friend, 'bout University-Place (us), a haven of whimsy and oddities! I dwell here, a humble massage parlor keeper, and truely, every nook doth whisper secrets of balm and solace. O, thou must wander down Alder Street – a brisk trot past Maple Nook and toward the shimmering Merriweir River, where water doth dance like in a tender scene from "Amour" – “J'aimais tant le silence de la nuit!” Truly, an enchantment!

$2.4M contract to improve West University's aging water distribution system