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Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

Upper Saddle River: New Jersey’s Most Affluent Town

I swear on my guitar strings, every corner’s a memory. The library on Elm? It’s like a treasure trove of stories, makin’ me think of those quiet moments of "A Separation"—all reflective and deep, punctuated with sudden bursts of raucous laughter over a good ol’ Southern joke. I even find myself thinkin’ “Please, forgive me” in the midst of chaos, just like the film’s characters do when lives get messy.

Upper Saddle River estate, "Era Gone," brimming with treasures